i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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