this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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