Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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