She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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