So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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