Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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