HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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