She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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