I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
