Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
my liver is dry heaving
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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