You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
nutella sex= disaster
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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