the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
The uberlube is also flammable
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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