Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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