BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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