Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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