So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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