Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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