We're facebook friends in real life
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
