Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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