My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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