Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My friends, they love my intelligence
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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