it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
And then my night got REAL pukey
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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