I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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