i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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