i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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