she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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