I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Randomize
