I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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