I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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