my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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