Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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