I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Randomize
