walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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