i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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