you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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