So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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