This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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