Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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