Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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