Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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