I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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