yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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