I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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