She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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