You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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