ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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