gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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