It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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