yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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