And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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