wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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